islamofascitis

Islamofascitis:

A social disease in which a society's entire political agenda is briefly hijacked by viral elements, inflaming a broad range of tissues by tricking them into recognizing one another as pathogenic invaders.

The disease can be spread via airborne transmission -- including the VHF spectrum -- or through fecal matter. Daily mental hygiene can prevent a person from contracting islamofascitis and other diseases.

As with other social diseases, college campuses are considered especially susceptible. Students are advised to logically probe any suspicious discharge, and to use an appropriate filter whenever inhaling the exhalation of an infected individual.

Although the disease's symptoms typically run their course in 3 to 5 days, islamofascitis can remain in remission undetected until stress or other inflammatory sources reactivate the response. Typical recurrence time: 4 years.

Initial infection can be treated with heavy doses of honesty, but if not fully effective, recurrence will be inevitable and essentially untreatable.